Posted by Ivan Rendall on Saturday, 15 May 2015 in Blogging
Chuka says “yes” and then “no”,
Faragger says “stop” and then “go”
Boris can’t wait;
Farron’s too late;
And Ed’s throwing shapes in the disco!
Dave Cameron’s thrilled to small bits
To be leader of the Blue Tits
But Nicola’s Army
Must be driving him balmy
And PMQs will give him the *****!